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Knitting Torture. Knitting Therapy.

Do you want to torture yourself or your loved ones? Knit a plastic bag. Or better yet, ask someone else to do it for you.

Plastic bags are crunchy and stiff. They scratch your hands. So why would I ever want to finish knitting this? After cutting up 30 some bags to make "yarn" you already feel pretty invested in the project. Honestly, now that I'm finished, I love it. It looks cute and it's really sturdy. I'm never making another but I've got this one, that's all I need. And once you get over the "yarn," it's pretty easy. I cast 54 stitches on circular 15's and knit round and round until I got the desired length. Then bound off 9 stitches for the handle. Another nice thing is that if you run out of "yarn," you can just cut more plastic bags into strips and add them on using a slip knot.

My knitting therapy (for the plastic bag knitting and my classes) was the duck walk socks (inspired by a Nicky Epstein stitch) And two more cable hats. I had one request from my Mom and Kimberly's last hat got stolen in the hospital. They are so quick, so I'm even thinking about making myself one now.

Also went to the Toadally Frogs exhibit this weekend at the Natural History Museum at the U. It was pretty cool, not as big as I thought it would be, but they did have some pretty cool frogs. I couldn't get any good pictures of the frogs, but I did get one of this great little statue:


Before that we made a trip to the London Market for Harry Potter candy. They've discontinued a lot of the HP candy, but they still had Jelly slugs and Bertie Bots Every flavored beans. I think I'll have to go through those before the movie. I really don't want to get a booger or vomit bean accidentally in the movie theater. The whole errand was funny, I haven't planned a trip to the candy store with friends since I was 10.

Wikibirthday

I found this on Tan's blog and thought I'd try it (thanks Tan). I love knowing who shares my birthday and all that. So first, you go onto Wikipedia and put in your birthday w/o the year. Then list... (checking)... 3 events, 2 birthdays, 1 holiday.

September 20th
event: 1519 - Ferdinand Magellan - set sail from Sanlúcar de Barrameda with about 270 men on his expedition to circumnavigate the globe.
event: 1946 - The first Cannes Film Festival is held.
event: 1969 - John Lennon leaves The Beatles but does not make a public announcement
That last one is sad for me, but not as sad as all the bloody events that also happened on my birthday and probably everyone elses for that matter. Ah, aNyway...

birthday: 1486 - Arthur, Prince of Wales, son of King Henry VII of England
birthday: 1934 - Sophia Loren, Italian actress
Weird couple, huh? Well, they were the only people I know anything about on the whole list! :)

holiday: In ancient Greece, the seventh day of the Eleusinian Mysteries, when the secret rites in the Telesterion began.
Umm... Woohoo, another reason to party!

Utah Arts Festival

What a blast! We had so much fun last weekend. There were so many shows, dancing, music, 100 degree weather! Our favorite thing this year was the Salt Lake Capoeira and Samba Fogo.The Salt Lake Capoeira is a dance/fighting group backed by drum beats. The guys (and girl) did amazing flips and kicks at each other without ever touching each other.
Samba Fogo was the firedancing. This woman wore gloves with fingers of fire (pictured above), one baton, and two batons. She put some of the flames out on her tongue and rolled the fire across her arm. IT was SO cool! Not to forget the drummers, they were amazing. Music like that is so raw and exotic.

Over by the entrance they had working urban artists. These are our favorites. I still can't figure out how they do that with spray paint. It's so amazing that they have that much control.

The Filthy Gorgeous fashion show this year was pretty different. The dancers were a great addition, I couldn't help but get an 80's feeling though. I guess trends do tend to repeat themselves. Legwarmers and ponchos anyone? ANyway, I do want this hat. Where could I wear it? I really can't say, but I like it.

Really, it was just fun to hang out, my mom and sister were here from Boise, Sara and Brianne came and as Sara likes to say, we were talking like relief society women. Just how I like it :)

Fall Knitscene

I love Knitscene! Apparently I'm not the only one either... There were only 2 copies left in Barnes & Noble when I left and it came out today! I have to admit that the Fall issues are my favorite. What! It's almost Fall? Ok, just went outside and it's 90 degrees, but a girl can dream can't she? Knitscene is so good though, they target younger knitters, but they are an Interweave magazine, so most of the patterns can be considered classics. Which is something most magazines in that genre cannot claim. I want to make everything, but here's the main choices:

It's hard to make this one out, but it's the lacy scarf. I've been looking for a simple lace scarf pattern to use my gray ghost mystical creations boucle yarn on and I think this might be it. Don't think I'll use the beads and it'll be multi-colored, but it's nice to have a jumping off point.
I love the scrunchy part on the back of this hat. I've been thinking of making a stripy Ravenclaw hat for myself and this would be a cute addition.

Ok, so I'm a sucker for anything that reminds me of Christmas. I really want to make this exactly like it is, maybe a bit larger, so it'll fit me, but I just love the colors, and can totally see a Christmas party coming from this sweater.

The rest of the designs are posted online on the Knitscene Projects link. And they put some bonus projects on there too. Can we ask for anything more? Well, that's all for now. Once I get my pictures together, there will be an Arts Festival Extravaganza going on here, so stay tuned.

Hello there!

Wow, it's been awhile. Not for naught, though. I've been in Moab, starting classes, and yes... knitting. I actually finished Todd's stripey socks before we left for Moab, which left my repetitive lacey socks for the road trip. Which was all I could handle because the drive is not my stomach's favorite thing in the world. But I did manage to get them halfway finished.

Moab was awesome. We did a lot of new hikes, Devils Garden and Delicate Arch. Devil's Garden is Arch central. Every where we looked there was another arch, it was really cool. The best one is Landscape Arch (above) which is a little over 300 feet long and only 10 feet thick at it's thinnest point. It's also the only arch we couldn't climb under because it spit out a boulder in the 90's and isn't very safe anymore. Delicate arch was totally awesome. It's just so weird to see something you see all over postcards and pictures, and it's 3 inches high. Then you climb over the ridge to the whirlpool of rock that surrounds it and it's massive and all alone. It's just amazing! That was really my favorite moment of the trip.

Since we've been back, I've been trying to catch up with my classes. I'm taking a music class, a computer class, and a Marriage & Family class. All seem interesting, oh yeah except the computer class, which seems incredibly boring, but it's a requirement, so lucky me. Todd's taking the same classes as me but also 2 Economics classes which he finds really interesting. It's great to because I get the filtered version of the class, so I find out a bit about it, but don't have to read economics books. Woohoo!

Besides that, I've gotten into some Round Robin Journal groups, which is basically collage and paper crafting. It's pretty inspiring to be working in someone else's book and be creating a group art project with people all over the world. You can see some links of my pages here.

Well, that's all for now folks.

ATCs

I'm actually surprised at how long I lasted! I received a couple Artist Trading Cards through some swaps and I thought, "what a cool idea... and I cannot start doing this, too." I set them aside and didn't think about it for about a month. Then I stumbled upon ATC Treasures and that was it. I spent every spare moment of this week going through all of my scraps that I've been hoarding over the years (yes, years!) and now they finally have a canvas to become art - the whole reason I have them in the first place! It's really wonderful because the canvas is 2.5 x 3.5 Inches - which is so not intimidating to someone like me who has finishing issues. I can sit down, make one, and be done. And I did. Here's a couple from this weekend:

Notice a theme? Yeah I know... it gives me an idea to work with, so I'm gonna stick with it for a while. Another really great place for ATC eye candy is: Art-e-zine & Teesha Moore

I'm on the home stretch

School is so close to being over that I can taste it (it's kinda tastes like cream puffs)! The French final is over, the English class is long gone and I just have a writing portfolio and zine piece to put together to call this semester good. Seems easy enough, aka: will probably be a lot of work. My biggest challenge is getting started. I actually like to write, but the build up to writing is what hurts. I stress and fret and finally start and realize how easy it was. One of these days I'll learn that stress never solved anything (someday).

Anyway, it's definitely easier to just pretend the reason for stress doesn't exist and go camping! That's exactly what we did last weekend. We went to Antelope Island for Simon's birthday. The boys played football, us girls talked about coming babies and I received several bug bites on my scalp. This turned out OK though, after the sun went down they all went and died or something and I gave a speech about married life and getting older, Shai described what kind of food everyone was, and Simon and Ann arm wrestled - All a part of a fun game they invented for the trip.



I got to forget about the stressful aspects of school and had a great chat with Ben about literature and all the good parts of school. This guy (Ben) can remember every thing that ever happened to him and quote from every book he's read. I'm impressed! I'm hard up to remember the story line of the last book I read, let alone quote from it!

Although, that's a lie, I just finished "The Lost Art of Keeping Secrets" by Eva Rice and I can clearly remember scenes from this book. Possibly because I read certain passages over and over again just to give myself butterflies in my stomach again and again. It's absolutely delicious! It's about life in post war England for the young kids, the parties and the wonderful weirdness and love. So it gets to me, I promise I don't read romances much, but this book is romantic in all aspects. The house, the culture, the music, and of course the people. It was one that I couldn't stand to end and have been kinda depressed about today because there's nothing left to read. I did see that a new book from Eva is coming next year in England, so I guess I'll just have to pine over the new Harry Potter for now.

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I had to post my monster name in celebration of seeing the double feature GRINDHOUSE last night. The 1st feature, Planet Terror has so much over the top gore that even I could handle it. And the 2nd feature, Death Proof is just way too cool for words. I think if anybody else had made this double feature, I wouldn't be able to stomach it, but Rodriguez and Tarantino are awesome! And the missing reels were genius!

Just in time for Easter

I usually don't dye eggs for Easter. At my house, they will just look pretty and then spoil, unless I really, really want a huge batch of potato salad all to myself. But this year I have found some really pretty natural dying techniques that are actually tempting me to dye eggs just for the fun of it.

These are sooo gorgeous! I love the leaf designs. I'm a bit put off by the blowing out part, but maybe as long as I'm not planning on eating the onion eggs, I won't have to blow them out.

This is a list of natural household dyes, surprisingly the colors turn out really bright and pretty.

Week-end cake

I haven't been able to post for a while, so I thought a big update would be good and it's been a week, OK, not quite a week, but enough for me since I'm usually a anti-social homebodier. But this weekend was really great, actually. On Friday Todd and I went out to Red Rock with my brother and his girlfriend. I haven't quite gotten used to calling her "his girlfriend" again, but it's a long story, so I'll leave that at that. The food was awesome! And I think we scared our table neighbors because we talked about guns all night. I think that was my fault, Todd and I are doing a community writing campaign about violence in America and I got carried away about my research. It was fun though, Eric's taking off to New Mexico to live with our cousin Joey and it was a good farewell.

Saturday, we spent the afternoon at the Beehive Tea Room, for a family Stitch n chess organized by Tan (hopefully she will have pictures, hint hint). They had lots of yummy little sandwiches and other treats for their afternoon tea. And I got some much needed sock knitting in. I finished my duck stitch (Nicky Epstein) sock in between playing Fluxx with Cherry and Todd and going out to Indian food later at Royal India in Bountiful. Oh so good... My life is now complete, I have Indian food and a finished sock.

On Sunday I went to The Last Mimzy with Sara and Brianne. It was so good! I originally heard about it at Sundance, but wasn't able to make it to a screening, but I'm so glad we saw it in the theater because there were some really cool scenes and special effects. It also presents a really interesting viewpoint about what the future will be like and why some things are the way they are in the present.

So it was a good weekend and it preoccupied me enough to keep me from doing homework, so when I went in to French class on Monday, I had no idea what was going on. Even more disappointing was the phone call with my landlord, when he told me I can't have Haze, the dog we were going to adopt from my Mom. Never mind that my neighbor has 2 big dogs, and we want a really small one. And his wife already said I could have a dog. He says it's because she's has some pit bull in her, but I don't believe him. I do understand not wanting 3 dogs in that tri-plex, but make a policy then, don't say you can have dogs - but you can't. Anyway, that still stings a bit and I can't stand him right now. I really was ready to take care of Haze, so even though I didn't have her yet - I still feel like she's been torn from my arms. Those jerks!!

how can they say no to this?

So, the icing on my cake turned out to be a little sour, I know deep deep (really deep) down it's really for the best, but I guess I just don't like being told what I can and can't do- I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that can vouch for that :)

So yah... oh yah, so for my happiness and yours, those who are here for a little bit o' yarn porn, I would hate to disappoint. Merry Tuesday:

Cherry Tree Hills Serengeti that I picked up for my lunch treat at Hemstitched Heirlooms

Mountain Gold Rush from Francis Patrick on eBay

The end of mesh

I think I have finally cured my obsession with knitting mesh. And this is the sock that did it. The mesh hats were easy and I didn't have to worry about them staying up without ribbing, but this sock... I just have absolutely no desire to knit another one of these and I don't think I ever will...

But I do think I will take Tan's advise and turn it into a Christmas stocking. Viola! OK, so maybe I have some more work to do before it is a Christmas stocking, but I'll worry about that in December.


So, to curb my disappointment in the mesh sock, I started on a green striped sock for Todd at my very first Stitch n Bitch on Tuesday. I really like how it's turning out and it went so fast, this is less than one week's progress (which is really really fast for me). Then I held it up to Todd's foot and remembered he has size 13 feet and I have a long way to go...

He actually requested this sock, that I was knitting during the long hours in the car for our Canadian road trip last summer, but after finishing the second sock, I realized I had sized these for me, so he'll get the other striped ones and we can kinda be twins, cute.

You may notice that this post is heavily laden with socks... At Tan's recommendation I have started listening to Lime & Violet, which is hilarious and fuels an obsession with all things that are socky. So now I think my entire family is getting socks for birthdays, Christmas, and other holidays that I may or may not celebrate. Actually, now that I think about it, it is St Patrick's Day, yeah actually, I'm making Todd's socks as a St Patty's Day present... Oooo, I hope my Mountain Gold Rush sock yarn comes today. OK, that's it for me, time to go knit more socks.

Frankenstein had a punk girlfriend

Ok, so I'm really supposed to be doing homework: mais je ne veux pas le faire! Ok now that that's done, let me show what I have been doing instead. I have had this yarn on my spindle since before Christmas and I finally have felt inspired enough to finish it, or was it stressed enough to avoid everything else? I call it my Frankenstein yarn because I used some different rovings that Tan gave me in the great stash reduction event and some strange brown stuff that I had lying around. I really like it... kinda wondering what it'll look like all knit up.

Then, inspired by a couple of the swaps I'm signed up for, I went crazy making decoupage bookmarks. Here's a couple sides that I really liked:

And then I finally found headpins that fit the teeny holes in the pearls I've had laying around forever. So I HAD to make some stitch markers (these are going in the mail, hopefully my swap partner isn't looking :)
So, I'm feeling much better after this mad craft weekend. This last week has been so overwhelming. I've been spending eight hours a day doing the same thing over and over and I haven't been able to sleep at night, so I couldn't concentrate at work (or in class). So I just needed a bit of therapy. I still can't really sleep, but I do have something to show for it anyway :)

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Hmm, I like the sound of being cashmere, but I'm wondering about my description..?

LAVA

Todd and I took a much needed trip up to Lava Hot Springs this weekend. It was perfect weather for it - just cold enough to create lots of steam so you can pretend there's not tons of other people in the pools with you. And there were, it seems Lava has become a hang out spot for high school kids from the surrounding area. Makes sense, how else can you show off your "hot bod" in the middle of winter, right? But it wasn't too bad, like I said, there's the steam. And we stayed in a nice hotel right across from the pools and this cool view from our balcony:

I think we had to go, otherwise I would be pulling my hair out this week. My company just released their new product lines for Winter CHA, you can see them at My Minds Eye, so work has been crazy, and I have jury duty this week , which I have yet to go in for - I guess they don't really need me (thank goodness, I'm too busy). With upcoming French tests and helping with SLCC's Vagina Monologues, I needed some quiet time to get some real work done :) which the drive up to Lava helped with:
And I came back to two new knitting mags in my mailbox - yeah!! Then to get on eBay and Etsy to find some yarn for the projects I have to make.

Projects I have to make for 2007
1. Sarong (for the Caribbean in September)
2. Silk Shrug from Erika Knights Classic Knits

Things I want to make from Spring 2007 Interweave Knits:

Things I want to make from Spring/Summer 2007 Knit.1:

I'm mainly interested in the fisherman hoody, but the anchor tube top is cute too.

This one is all about the lace top, I'd definitely be wearing a bit more underneath it though :)

oK, well I better get knitting then.

Swaps and obsessing over photos

So here are the wonderful yarn swaps I received in January, first was the coffee and yarn swap in which the coffee was the a fore mentioned Newman's Own and that is long gone, so no picture, but the yarn is still here and is starring in my latest sock project which will be revealed soon.

Coffee and Yarn Swap

Then my Mug of Yarn came with those delicious cookies I was talking about in the previous post...

Mug of Yarn Swap


Most recently I received my International PINK Swap, I don't know... can you tell?

You may be wondering if I'm a bit obsessed with the whole swappin' thing. The answer is yes.

I also have to show my new hat. I was really trying to take a perfect picture to show it off and ended up taking 5 before deciding I liked the first the best. My journey in pictures:

The yarn is a wool/angora blend and the pattern is from Domiknitrix sans the picot edging. I love this mesh look and I've been incorporating it in a couple different things that will be revealed soon.

New Swap

I just started a new swap and I thought I'd list the particulars here because I'm hoping this one gets pretty big. Also, stay tuned for some pictures of my previously received swaps. I got spoiled this January - I ended up with some beautiful yarn and a new passion for Newman's Own Organic Coffee. Oh, and these fantastic cookies from Canada... that I can't find anywhere! Not to worry though, my wonderful swap partner is sending me more. Big :)

St Patty's Day Party
Swap-bot URL:
http://www.swap-bot.com/swap/show/2042

Last day to signup/drop:
February 23, 2007

Date items must be sent by:
March 7, 2007

Number of swap partners:
1

Description:
This swap will get you ready for St. Patrick's day. Whether your celebrating out and about or staying home, everybody needs a few things to get their patty on :)

You will send:
-one piece of green, something your partner can wear so they are not getting pinched all day.

-one mix CD of party songs. Try to make something that reminds you of St. Patricks day. For example, bands like Dropkick Murpheys and the Pogues mix traditional Irish music with punk vocals - reminds me of St Patricks Day. If you can't find anything like that, just including party songs will do.

-Also send one surprise. This could be something green that compliments your partners craft tastes, like green yarn or fabric. Or a saint patty's tasty treat or recipe or even a poem or song that you really like.

Have fun with this one, the package should value $10-15. It's international and open to all new swappers and everyone with a rating of 4 or higher.